My Almighty Erection…

I have a shed to build in the morning which should at least be amusing for those that witness it…

 

I won’t lie to you. I’m emotional. I just spent 5 hrs constructing a 3×6 shed only to discover it’s a 4×6 shed. The base is 3×6….
I am blessed with many gifts. DIY isn’t one of them. As you can see from previous status it was always going to be a challenge.
To sum it up, my erection is too big….!

 

My erection is getting damp…

By which I mean, because it’s too big, I haven’t put the waterproof bit on yet. It’s all a bit limp & saggy so I didn’t want to cover it in case the cover got torn during the final stages…

 

Never thought it would come to this but I’ve had to ask a man round to help me sort my erection…

 

At last! Its taken a whole week to get it up but thanks to a little assistance, it is now solid, covered, and ready for action…

 

I am a man of many talents. DIY isn’t one of them. So imagine my trepidation at the prospect of erecting a shed…. This was the story and how I reported it on Facebook.

I’m intelligent, can work stuff out, create pictures in my mind of what needs doing. I could even write you extensive notes giving step by step guidelines on how to, for example, put up some shelves. But the actual ‘doing’, the point of construction, is often a step to far for me. I got to step 14 in the instructions that came with the shed before it transpired that they had sent me the wrong size…

Oh well. There is now a solid, waterproof shed in the garden. It still needs a little tweaking to be honest but it’s there and is serving the purpose for which it was intended.

I’ve been at it again…….:

 

I realise we’ve walked this path before, but I’ve spent the afternoon wrestling with my latest erection and it had a happy ending…Step by step, one gentle bit of screwing at a time and we got a conclusion that both MrsP and I were satisfied with….:

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